Jaz-O’s “big hurrah.” Jaz-O, the man who once mentored Jay-Z claims that he isn’t making a cliché comeback, but more of a “big hurrah.” Jaz is set to release an eight-strack EP in December entitled, The Warm Up. He claims that he doesn’t want to consider his re-emergence as a comeback because he was never really gone – just “lingering around.” Jaz says that this time, he’s “in it for good” and ceases to see himself falling out of the game again.

Mikey and the Jets. You dig that play on words with reference to Elton John's joint? Diversify your bonds…and minds! Sir Mikey Rocks of the Cool Kids has just signed a deal with Hot Spitta’s Jet Life Recordings label. Mikey ensures that he and Chuck Inglish are not dismantling but that he has a history with several Jet members and feels like it’s the right fit for his solo endeavours.

Big Sean’s off the hook. On August 4th, Big Sean and one of his boys were arrested for an alleged third degree sexual assault charge after his show in Buffalo, New York. The phony rapper was charged with third degree sexual abuse, forcible touching and second degree unlawful imprisonment. He managed to strike a deal by pleading guilty to the last charge and having the first two dropped. The charge for unlawful imprisonment only carries a fine of $750. To break it down for you, Sean plead guilty to witnessing his friend sexually assault the girl, without doing anything. Big Sean you’re a fake and annoying futile slime. Actually, I don’t want to mix that up with Harlem slang and for you to think that what I’m saying is a good thing. Big Sean you’re not slime, you’re scum. Check out one of my previous articles to see why exactly Big Sean is a phony rapper.

Stop copying Soul-jer! Hey everyone! All you rappers who are copying Soulja Boy’s lame ass none existent rap style, please stop! He’s getting really antsy! Soulja Boy has recently gone on record claiming that too many rappers are mimicking his style and preventing him from wanting to be himself. He claims that artists like Busta Rhymes and Lil’ B are among the many. Lil’ B, maybe, but only because both he and Soul-jer make equally crappy music. Don’t even get me started on how he thinks he’s on the same kind of level as Buss.