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Hey, let’s let Suge Knight run our shit! Waka Flocka, Betty Crocka has revealed that he will be doing some business with the devil in the near future. By devil, I mean Suge Knight and according to Waka, Suge will be ‘overseeing’ Wak’s Brick Squad Monopoly West label and has even aided him in snatching up a movie deal. Fozzy Bear claims that it’s vital to have the help of veterans in order to make it in the industry. He assures that Suge won’t be overtaking any ownership; his mom is still his manager. “My mother is still my manager. I ain’t changing shit. It is what it is. But its like having Jordan and Kobe. Why not play with both?” he said. So his mom’s MJ? Or is she Kobe? I’m confused. Regardless, my Saturday night pick-up team is in need of a new shooting guard so if she can play like one of the two and if I can snag her up for a fraction of the cost, she’d be considered an asset.
Samuel Fucking L. Jackson! Young Jeezy’s Thug Motivation 103 album is set to hit shelves on Dec. 20th and you might just want to pick up the deluxe edition for one sole reason: Samuel will be narrating the short film that comes with it! Everyone’s favourite belligerent user of foul language will narrate the film which focuses on Jeezy’s rise to stardom. From Deep Blue Sea to TM 103, PLEASE DO NOT “go to fuckin’ sleep” on this one!
Ash Roth = Alex Smith. Just to give you non-sports fans a run down, Alex Smith was the number one draft pick by the San Francisco 49ers in the 2005 NFL draft. Asher is a rapper from Philly who happens to love the 49ers to death. Anyways, Asher was given the opportunity to write an article for ESPN entitled, My Life as Alex Smith. In it, he makes comparisons between the ups and downs the two have seen over the years, while being under the limelight. “I have a soft spot for Mr. Smith. Drafted No. 1 overall in '05 out of Utah, he came into the league around the same time I was pursuing a rap career. I was a sophomore in college and was being 'scouted' by 'talent agents' while Smith was taking the starting job from Rattay. Smith had a productive year under Norv Turner, and I signed a record deal with a hit single. Here we go,” he wrote.
Little Willy from Philly now owns the 76ers! More sports news, huzzah! The Fresh Prince from West Philadelphia has officially been named as partial owners of his home team. To be exact, both Will and Jada Pinkett Smith own a share in the Joshua Harris Group, the company which recently acquired the team from Comcast back in July, thus making them partial owners. Jay’s doin’ it, Will’s doin’ it, hot damn, don’t be surprised to open the papers tomorrow morning to read that Matt Ing has crushed the Ontario Teacher’s Pension Plan to take over the lead stake of the Maple Leafs.
...oh and to all the scantily clad, nifty lookin', demonic creatures (who am I kidding, the modern definition of a Halloween costume constitutes the usage of a garder belt, fish nets and heels...Halloween belongs to the sexually provocative) that seek refuge on the night of the 31st, don't be a bitch and save me at least one Reese cup, okay.